Stephen Crabb: Your Future Prime Minister

This man is a Christian homophobic right-wing benefit bashing cunt, so, yeah, natural leader of the Tory Party.

I'd rather have crabs.

[Can you see what I did there?]

'Ah, but the wee laddy grew up on a council estate and went to a comprehensive school.'

What kind of a disconnected poshtard would you have to be to find this of deal-breaking note?