Vidiots: Save London's Oldest Gay Video Store!

A campaign has been launched to save the Vauxhall Vidiots, which is believed to be Britain's oldest gay video store.

'It is time to respect the VV as a community asset,' said Nigel Clueless. 'It has been open since 1983.'

Its closure has been blamed on people not renting videos since 2009, and no-one going in there much anymore.

London Labour mayoral hopleless hopeful, Diane Abbott said in a press release; 'The Vauxhall Vidiots is well ream. Vote for me gayers!'