Patrick Smugtwit: My New Column

It is hard to write about the death of Cecil The Gay Lion without crying.

And I am weeping!

But write I must.

Cecil, you were clearly another victim of Zimbabwean safari-based homophobia.

And President Robert Mugabe - quite literally - has blood on his hands.

Let us all vow never to go to the dentist's again.

Rest in peace, oh proud gay lion.

Rest in peace.