Cowell & Walliams: You Hit Me With A Flower

This is the Sunday Mirror's April Fool - some pap shots professing to show Simon Cowell and David Walliams canoodling in a park. 
'A fine BROmance... Simon Cowell and David Walliams fool around in the park - The boys found a ­secluded spot to lay out their rug, uncork their wine and enjoy a natter'
Cause they're secret gay lovers, see?!!
Ha ha ha!!!
Like all April Fool "Jokes", you feel this should come with its own canned laughter.

Update: The rumour in medialand is that the Mail's picture desk put in an offer for these photos thinking they were real.