New Now Next: 12 Basic Things Gay Guys Love

From 'Making a big deal out of being into sports' to 'Marriage equality as marketing ploy' via 'Over-plucked eyebrows' and 'Little dogs'.

Perhaps not that original or inspired - ironically - but sometimes the obvious can't be restated enough.

Brava New Now Next!

Enjoy your non-basic weekend - Fagburn will be spending his un/happily holed up with Glen Campbell and George Carlin.
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