"Let's do a thing about the gays, to show we love the gays."
"Who should we ask?"
"It's usually Peter Tatchell, isn't it? He'll do anything, and I can't think of any other gays."
"Okay, that's The Independent's gay stuff done for this year."
"Pub?"
"Straight posh pub?"
"Straight posh pub."
"Are there any other gay men you could ask about this apart from Mrs Mad?"
ReplyDeleteWas there ANYONE in particular you were thinking about?��
Well kinda any other gay man who might have an opinion.
DeleteFucking transparent, Fagburn.
ReplyDelete"Mad"???
ReplyDeleteHello Mr. Pot I was just admiring your Kettle-y blackness