Fagburn: Sorry

My computer has been infected by a virus, so it takes two hours to post even this.

I shall now try and find a grown-up to sort it out...

Padded Swinger: Who Can It Be?

The Sun On Sunday.

Elton John: Dear Yoko

WHEN Elton John decided his business affairs were a mess, he turned to the most important man in his life.

But he knew making partner David Furnish his “CEO” would not be plain sailing.

“I call him Yoko now because a lot of people don’t like what he’s doing,” confesses the flamboyant superstar about his significant other of 23 years...

The Sun. 

Why is Elton talking to The Sun, and why now?

Hmm...

Update: Sir Elton John and Putin will not meet in Russia, BBC News. 

Actually, it's just been postponed.

Grayson Perry: A Big Cock

"There's no disputing what it is,” Perry said. "It's a big cock."

“I was thinking of an object that could hold its own amongst all the marble (of the City lobbies) but drew attention to the unquestioned maleness of its world,” Perry added.

"Men dominate the financial centre especially at the top so I wanted to make something that said it's there all the time, it's the centre of gravity that's pulling us all in."

Independent.