Pink Star News: Holidays Are Coming

"Fuck! There is literally no gay news today!"
"Literally?"
"Literally."
"Not even a press release from Peter Tatchell about what Peter Tatchell thinks about something no-one else gives a fuck about?"
"Nope."
"Can we not ring someone up and ask them if they think what's just happened in Uganda is a bad thing?"
"Done it."
"Homophobic American Christian preacher says something homophobic?"
"Even I'm bored with them."
"Russian gay man breaks fingernail - Putin blamed?"
"Please."
"Fuck. We. Are. Screwed!"
"Do you think we can wring yet another story out of that BBC ban on red ribbons?
"A twelfth!? Think even we've OD-ed on that one."
"Oh fuck it, this is an emergency. We only have the default option... it's time to run a story about gay penguins!"
"Oh fuck! Must we? Again!!?"
"It's that or a 'heartwarming' video of some American soldiers getting gaymarried."
 "Ah. Sorry. Well, it is Christmas."
"Pub?"
"Gay pub?"
"Gay pub."

Pink Star News closes for Christmas...