Good.
I'm going to have a barbecue with my famous friends Julian and Sebastian - I like saying I have friends.
Not that I'm insecure and neurotic or anything.
But stop and think, like what I do, how would people feel if their Sun was gay?
What about if their gay Sun was in Zimbabwe?
They wouldn't like it not one bit - there's only one word for this... HOMEOPHOBIOPATHY!
And it must stop!
So sign an online petition.
• Thanks Patrick, once more we are dazzled by your political acumen and intellect.
So cruel. So true.
ReplyDeleteThanks Patrick, once more we are dazzled by your political acumen and intellect.
ReplyDeleteAnd yours, Fagburn
These are so fucking funny. And, I agree, so true.
ReplyDeleteYou're a fucking brilliant satirist, Fagburn. Sincerely.
Great satire. And a gifted, passionate writer.
I know the published world, books, magazines, etc is a fucking immoral world. But for fucks sake, Richard - get back inside.
THE ENEMY WITHIN!!!!
I've said this to you so many times, I know, but you should be read by as many people as possible. You really should.
Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. I know what good writing is and I know how valuable you are, both in terms of your attitude and convictions, but also the quality of your talent.
Get back out there, please.
(unless there's a possibility the immorality of most of these publications and the cunts might grind you down - in which case, look after yourself and your sanity first)
Much love, "my friend" (I know you hate that :p )
Your pal and admirer, Darren
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Oh God, sorry about this, Richard.
DeleteI meant every word and still do, but I was a bit drunk and obviously overly icky in my sentiment.
Sorry anyway.
Again, I mean every word but Jesus, talk about kissing bum kissing.
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They wouldn't like it not one bit - there's only one word for this... HOMEOPHOBIOPATHY!
ReplyDeleteStrange, the word was HOMEOPATHY in the Google cached version of the website!
I thought the latter was funnierererer.
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